Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

It's that time of the year again, time for Coffin Fuck. The 2014 improvisational death metal Christmas cover / parody / story has a lot to tell, but we'll let Santa tell you.

In this release, we abandon being totally clean and tr00 to the original song. Don't worry, the original is completely in there, but let's just say Santa wrote some of his own lyrics.

Within this torrent is both the FULL version (including the story/narrative) as well as a SONG-ONLY version.

Coffin Fuck is a primarily joke/humor metal band. As a bunch of jerks with a sick sense of humor, there is no goal other than having some ridiculous fun and being metal. Coffin Fuck songs are mostly improvised when recorded and aren't perfected in the least (with the exception of the melody lines on cover songs).

Like usual, this features lots of improvisational bad playing, some stupid/immature humor, and other dumb shit.

File is MP3 320kbps.

Also included is the 2014 MS Paint artwork.

It's also available on Youtube and Facialbook.

We hope you maybe have a laugh or two, like, share, offend some people, and that it sleighs your ass. Comment and/or rate if you enjoy.

We've been doing this since 2006, so check out some older ones too (though lacking seeders at this point)!

Merry Deathmass.

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Genre:	Death
Subgenre:	Christmas cover / parody / comedy
Bitrate:	320 k
Size:	29.89 MB
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